
Just the other day I was feeling tremendously ho hum about my quest for the secrets of writing the perfect book. So, what did I do? I walked into our dusty home theater and plopped down onto one of the red velvet seats. Winston, my butler, brought me a bucket of fresh, buttery popcorn and handed me the remote. Flipping through the channels, I found HARRY POTTER numero uno playing for my greatly-needing-inspiration convenience. I tossed the popcorn aside and ran across the marble foyer to the library. I'm much more comfortable there, anyway. I found Harry Potter on the shelves under (R) (you know, for Rowling?) and read until I felt ALIVE....until I felt that EVERY breath I took was filled with 10,000,000 atoms of INSPIRATION!
Thank you Harry. Thank you J to the K to the R-O-W-L-I-N-G!
And, that, my friendly fobs (remember, Friends of Blog), is how I felt inspired enough to write another page in my current best selling book (which you can buy by the page, here).
Maybe I should pull out one of my volumes of HP too. I seem to need inspiration these days! Thank you. We are all in this together. I need all the tips I can get. Grazie!
ReplyDeleteI didn't know anyone else was inspired by EVERYONE POOPS. Looks like Nerd Girl isn't a perfect match for Steve Urkel. She's a perfect match for ME.
ReplyDeleteI assume you're just joking about the Everyone Poops book? :-D